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It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead
to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat. 3%
smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower.5% go to sleep. 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
3) Why is your dick better than a credit card?
1.Once
spent recharges itself.
2.It is accepted worldwide.
3.You can let your wife use
it as much as she wants.
4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neigh bor's son has a penis like a
peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
5)
A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the
thing.
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14) MUM: Didn't I tell you if stranger touches your breast say
"DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched
both, so I told him "DON'T STOP!!!!"
15) GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9
INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6
INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES
- PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES
- IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
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6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN:
No,I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
7) Women top 5 lies:
5.
I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2.
I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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8) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She
says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
9) What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come,
you are F*CKED!!!
10 ) Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and
screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
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